Restaurant review: SANTO REMEDIO (London Bridge)

After Chelsea beat Manchester City to become Champions of Europe for the second time, it was only natural that I was in a celebratory mood. As this win coincided with the restrictions being lifted in the UK, I decided to combine celebrating my club's win, with making the most of the momentary freedom we were being granted.

I did not choose well. This was some of the food below:

In the chicken tinga tacos dorados (pictured on the left), the chicken was horribly dry and not at all seasoned. The tacos surrounding them were soggy, meaning too much oil, and not enough invention had gone into the preparation of them. For £9, I consider that a massive rip-off, considering you can get a burrito that's full of meat, vegetables and rice, from plenty of pop-ups across London. For the same price, you can also get an oven or microwave Mexican meal from Mars and Spencer, and once cooked, that will be exponentially more delicious than this monstrosity of a chicken dish.

The grilled vegetable tostadas (pictured on the right) were really lazily cooked. The courgettes tasted low quality. The greasiness of the tostadas told me that the cooks had just drenched them in oil, in lieu of any real care towards the preparation.

The baby potato tacos dorados (top of the photo) cost £8.50, but I ate the plate in about four bites. The dish was all smoke and mirrors, and containing very little actual carbs (which is silly as it's not like potatoes are even an expensive ingredient)!

The best part of my order (or should that be, the least bad?) were the hibiscus enchiladas, (not photographed). Of all the dishes sampled, this one came the close to Mexican food,  But at £15 for three, this was, like everything else on the menu, as massive rip-off. 

The portion sizes of the four dishes I ordered were all uniformly tiny. Which makes me wonder: they didn't treat us to quantity, and they didn't treat us to quality, so what exactly is my money going towards, other than lining the pockets of the management?

The drink selection was bland. The cocktails were quite nice, but at £11, horrifically overpriced for the meagre quantities of alcohol in them, and it didn't escape my attention that most of my tumbler was filled with ice. I'm not happy about paying £11 for ice!!

The service was also sub-par. Bearing in mind that I visited when the lockdown restrictions were only semi-lifted, and so indoor dining was only allowed for a limited number of tables. So it's not as if the waiters were being rushed off their feet. But the hibiscus enchiladas arrived much later than the rest of my orders, when I'd wanted to get everything together so I could take a photo collectively. 

It would have been nice if the waitress had told me that the hibiscus enchiladas were going to arrive late, but instead, I had to nudge her twice to remind her to deliver it. Unsurprisingly, when it did arrive, the morita that the enchiladas came in was lukewarm.

This was an awful dining experience, and after parting with all that money, I was still hungry. Save yourself the expense and go to Chipotle instead. For £10, you'll be much better dined, and not have to be ignored and subject your poor taste buds to overly-greasy, shoddily prepared food.

To add insult to injury, this place had the temerity to add 12.5% service charge to the bill! We're no in the States; I take umbrage with restaurants presumptuously helping themselves to a tip. If I was happy with my meal, I will gladly fork out a tip. But in the UK, restaurants shouldn't consider it a given. Especially one where the food was as bas as Santo Remedio, and the waiters were utterly disinterested in delivering the food. 

Avoid this dive like the plague.

Grade: U

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